Cheaper food for the dog who's always hungry. Fewer trips to the vet for ears and hot spots. No $90 groomer, no trainer. 40 plain, step-by-step fixes that put money back in your pocket every month and give you a calmer, easier Golden or Lab.
It's a 166-page book with 40 simple, step-by-step fixes that cut $2,000–$4,000 a year off food, ear and skin care, vet bills, shedding and training. Written in plain English, for people who love their Golden or Lab but don't want to keep paying top dollar.
Cut my retriever bills
Every Retriever bill, with one plain fix. Food, ears, hips, shedding, weight, training, gear, the vet. Each one tells you what it saves, what it costs to start, and exactly what to do.
The one-pot recipe for a 55–80 lb dog, the plain bag that wins, and homemade treats for pennies. This one chapter can cut $40–$90 a month off the food bill.
Keep the always-hungry dog lean so his hips last, plus a simple week-by-week plan for your first month. The first two steps are picked to pay for the book.
I was about to spend $525 on obedience classes because our golden was getting too big to keep excusing everything as puppy behavior. Jumping, pulling, stealing food, grabbing shoes. I tried the routine in this book first. Kept the $525 in my pocket and finally started seeing the dog calm down instead of just getting bigger.
I wanted the classic dream golden. Friendly with everybody, amazing with the family, walks nicely, comes when called, and can actually relax in the house. Cooper had the friendly part nailed. The rest was chaos. A few weeks into this and he finally feels like that easygoing family retriever I thought I was getting.
Nobody warns you that a retriever can turn greeting somebody into a full-contact sport. Mine would spot a person 30 feet away and immediately start pulling because apparently every stranger is his best friend. The calm greeting routine has made walks completely different. He can actually pass people now.
My Lab stole everything. Socks, towels, TV remotes, one of my kid’s shoes during breakfast. Chasing him only made it more fun, which I didn’t realize I was teaching him. The trade and retrieve exercises fixed the whole dynamic. He brings stuff to me now instead of starting a 10-minute chase through the house.
Fetch used to be 30 seconds of throwing the ball and five minutes of negotiating to get it back. I thought that was just retrievers being retrievers. Turns out I’d accidentally made keep-away the fun part. Now he runs back, drops it at my feet, and waits for the next throw. Exactly what I wanted from a retriever.
40 fixes in total. Here are eight of them, starting with the ones that save the most on a Golden or Lab.
How to feed the dog who's always hungry less money and more food, and keep him lean so his hips last.
The drying routine after the lake that ends most "same infection again" vet visits. Saves $30 to $70 a month.
The weekly skin check and the simple at-home care that stops a small spot from becoming a big vet bill.
A brush, a bench and the $5 bath for a Lab or Golden coat. No more groomer bills, and less hair on the sofa.
How to dog-proof the house for a retriever, and the clear signs that mean drive to the vet right now.
A gentle method for a dog who pulls and jumps on guests. Walks you enjoy again, in about a week.
The one-pot recipe for a 55 to 80 lb dog, the plain bag that wins, and homemade treats for pennies.
You don't start with all 40. You start with the two fixes picked to pay for the book first, in this order.
The bills that kept coming. The kitchen table that fixed it. And why I finally wrote it all down.
An ear infection after every swim. A hot spot every August. A groomer for all that hair. A food bill for a dog who was always hungry.
I loved that dog more than anything. But every month I paid more, and every month I felt like I was still doing it wrong.
I wrote down every dollar and fixed one bill at a time. A measured pot of food on Sunday. Drying his ears after the lake. Brushing him out at home.
The bills went down. And he got leaner, calmer and healthier than he had ever been.
At the dog park. At the lake. From people who watched my videos. Always the same question: "How is your dog so calm, and how do you keep it so cheap?"
Every Golden and Lab had the same problems, and the same simple fixes worked every time.
40 fixes, what each one saves, what it costs to start, and exactly what to do, written in plain English.
It's the book I wish I'd had with my first Golden. Now it's yours. And if it's not for you, you have 7 days to get every cent back.
It's a 166-page book you download and read on your phone, tablet or computer, or print out. Not a course, not a subscription.
It's written in plain English for Retriever owners. No fluff, no lectures. Just what to do and what it saves you.
It starts with food, because that's the biggest bill and the quickest saving. Then 40 short chapters, one for each cost: food, ears, skin, hips, shedding, weight, the vet, grooming, training, and the older dog. Each one tells you what it saves, what it costs to start, the steps, and when to call the vet instead.
A dog that costs you $2,000–$4,000 less a year, depending on your dog and how much of the book you use.
And a calmer, better-behaved Golden or Lab: nice walks, polite with guests, comes when called, brings the ball back. No trainer.
The 30-day plan tells you exactly where to start. Plus the printable money tracker and the 15-rules page.
Puppy or older dog: yes. Puppies get house training, leash and good manners; older dogs get joint care, lumps and teeth at home.
Golden, Labrador, Flat-coat, Chessie or a retriever mix: yes. Portions go by weight; grooming covers both coat types.
Hip, ear or allergy problems: the book tells you plainly when to check with your vet first, and when not to wait.
Not much of a cook or handyman: yes. The base recipe is one big pot and 45 minutes. Every project has an easy "just buy this part" option.
Not a fit if you already spend under $100 a month on your dog and he walks perfectly. You're already doing it. Keep your $27.
$27, once. No subscription. That's the launch price until Sunday, Nov 1; after that it goes to $54.
If it's not for you, message us on Whop within 7 days and the $27 comes back. No form, no questions.
If you've saved less than $27 from my free videos, don't buy it. If you have, chances are the book saves you a lot more.
Checkout takes about a minute. The book opens on the very next page and a copy lands in your email, so you can read it on your phone, tablet or computer, or print it.
Payments run through Whop, a secure checkout, so we never see your card details.
One: keep going as you are. The same food bill, the same ear and hot-spot visits, the same groomer, the same dog pulling on the leash. About $3,870 a year.
Two: spend $27 once, follow the 30-day plan, and keep the money you save.
